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  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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gymleaderkyle:

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i should really go outside

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much better


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ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

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kissingcullens:

(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…


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